turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

turtle tips

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 3-1 you bounce on the turtle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.

John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.

by Copernicus P. Einstein July 2, 2009

Turtle Flop

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)

That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...

by Tarkine May 26, 2010

Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

turtleneck season

Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them

I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !

by Poppinbody January 2, 2018

*turtles*

Too hide in one's shirt (usual sub behavior) from embarrassment or used as a tactic to get the (probably Dom that they like) to remove their clothes. And yes subs I revealed your secret. So h a h

Dom: I love you, sub
Sub: ee *turtles*

by Kawaiikoifish13 November 23, 2019

Riding Turtle

Riding turtle is a popular meme on WoW, an epic item obtainable via online code on a rare card from the WoW Collectible Card Game. People spam it in trade channels in major cities like StormWind, often to form a movie title. depending on the realm it can be seen more often then even Chuck Norris jokes.

crouching tiger hidden riding turtle

by EternalHERO August 23, 2008