Waffle Wednesday

To smack your relatives ass cheeks leaving red marks from your hand like waffle marks.

Michael met his cousin today and then proceeded to Waffle Wednesday her.

by Tacotuesday November 07, 2011

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

Waffle House

To get laid. Or to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

I got some Waffle House lastnight.

by Ghetto_Penguin February 02, 2005

Waffle House Slut

A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.

Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.

What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.

by David Boone December 07, 2010

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 07, 2009

Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.

It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?

by T_Hark February 21, 2011

mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it

She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron

by i dont want to August 02, 2020