Cussin Bob is the phrase for an american overweight cousin that no one really likes but everyone respects for their blunt unfiltered opinion that is intended to be motivational and make us more productive members of society. Usually dresses in casual comfortable wear like punchline t-shirts and flat bill hats.
I talked to Cussin Bob last week and he told me I need to "get my lazy a** off the couch and spend more quality time being productive instead of shi**ing away my freetime like last night's bowel movement!"
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scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process
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Tim: “sorry I ran out of deodorant and I smell like bob’s balls.”
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When users combine these 2 substances to create a speedball, they often call it an elmo bob.
When users combine these 2 substances to create a speedball, they often call it an elmo bob.
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