Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

Meat Cupboard

A vagina.

'Hayley I want to slam the doors of your meat cupboard'

'Would you like me to restock your meat cupboard?'

by Hafn90 July 21, 2017

she meat

A transgenders (pre-op) version of her vagina.

Sanditee is going to have her breasts done, but will keep her she meat.

by BodyOfCurveZ August 12, 2017

Meat kiss

Kissing one's penis

I don't get it, I see straight girls with their toungues down eachother's throats but I give my homie one little meat kiss and suddenly I'm gay.

by FratBoiFly August 20, 2017

Meat Shotgun

A fancy name for a dick

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun

by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017

Meat Bong

The act of having the tip of your cock sucked, while receiving a hand job, then having your testicles lit on fire after they have most likely been soaked in a flammable liquid or material

Hey man I got to try out a Meat Bong last night! "Really? How was it?" IT FUCKING HURT!!

by Some guy from the DRAKWEB August 30, 2017

Meat Sprinkler

Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.

SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.

by Larry Larry Larry July 4, 2018