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Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)
"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"
by Extra wtf February 8, 2023
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suicide

When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you
If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide
by NoHuman February 12, 2022
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suicide lab

A laboartory period where the lab report is due at the end of the period. Usually involves a pre-lab and questions to be answered before and during the lab.
A: What's the lab for this class going to be like?
B: It's gonna be a suicide lab.
A: Man, I hate the pre-lab you have to do for those.

B: Yeah, but at least we won't have to do a 10 hour write-up.
by Nocturnal_Emissions January 29, 2020
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Suicide Wednesday

Suicide Wednesday. An idea originally thought up by Jaime Hall on a Tuesday afternoon in Mr.Roberts maths class. The idea was later developed in the best selling book "Alex and Ieuans best ways to kill yourself"
Person 1: What day is it?
Person2: Suicide Wednesday!!!
Person3: Why isn't Jake Paul filming then?
by Crimbo dictionary December 30, 2018
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Try to not suicide challenge

It`s a really difficult challenge which may cause cancer
- Have you ever tried the "Try to not suicide challenge"?
- Yes, I tried but lost.
- RIP in peace
by godlikegod November 14, 2018
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Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.
"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."
by decrepitism December 20, 2023
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Suicidal Erection

When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected
AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK
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