carrier landing

When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.

That carrier landing gave me whiplash.

by Jeff-fu September 7, 2019

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

Land Shark

A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.

Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."

by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023

Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze

The land breeze geezer took huajeet

by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018

Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood

Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature

by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011