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Get the evan martel mug.Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
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“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025
Get the Evanism mug.Evan is the absolute best person you will ever meet. He will be there for you no matter how bad it gets or how far away he is. If you ask him, he’s pretty average looking, but if you look at him, you know he’s way more than average, he’s absolutely perfect to you. He has the cutest brown hair with adorable hazel eyes to die for (even though they also look very brown ok). He never misses a chance to make a joke to lighten the mood, and you will notice that his gosh darn smile will light up any room. Evan has the most adorable smile you will ever see, and it’s easy to make him smile :). He is also very honest, he will always tell you how he feels and what he thinks. Evan is also a VERY skilled drummer with incredible music taste, and he will most likely change your music taste entirely. Evan is a bundle of love and it’s impossible not to fall for him :)
Evan: :)
Me: :)
Me: :)
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Get the Evan mug.Evan is a handsome man who know how to talk to girls. He will treat you right and show you what it is like to be with a real man.
by Uninininin November 22, 2021
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The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!
Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!
Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
Evan is so caring
by WoolfB November 22, 2021
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Evan Elliott if you are reading this right now I love you
Evan Elliott if you are reading this right now I love you
Evan is a gentleman
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