duck-sick

a dyslexic way of saying: suck dick!

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by sagabeeba March 14, 2020

paranoid ducks

there is a duck watching everybody,and there will be beside the fact that i am a duck.so maybe you are a duck too.

when you feel the breath of a duck on your neck,never look back to see paranoid ducks,just look at the mirror.

by the duck is watching us March 23, 2016

Duck Fucker

People who think ducks are thicccc and want to smash.

Gabe- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Man- "Gabe is a duck fucker"

by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020

Mug Ducks

A band made popular in the Baltimore - DC region.

Alternatively, to achieve success in a degenerate ass-backwards way.

Man, Chris really mug ducked his way out of that DUI.

The Mug Ducks really crushed that Tom Petty cover!

by Trae the Truth December 31, 2020

Duck Bag

One who smuggles ducks in a bag for later use in their personal pleasures.

"We all know that guy is 100% a duck bag

by Gavin456b February 10, 2020

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017