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Ass Ninjas

An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.

Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.
Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!
by TeddiGramz December 28, 2009
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Ninja Boat

A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.
What Leafblowers are always on the hunt for. NINJA BOAT
by NinjaBootfiend November 15, 2007
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twat ninja

A ninja like person who likes giving it or taking it in the vag. A butt pirates sworn enemy. A word made up so it would make the dispute between pirates and ninjas even more complicated.
person 1:wtf? twat ninja?
person 2:yeah, you know, opposite of butt pirate?
person 1:ohh, soo... im a twat ninja?
by yourmom6t9s June 2, 2009
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Campfire Ninja

Term for a homosexual who is still in the closet; a male or female who is secretly homosexual. "Campfire" referencing the individual being flaming, and "Ninja" in reference to being stealthy. Most often used to describe someone who is obviously gay but does not admit to it.
Dwight? Oh yeah, he's a real campfire ninja.
by 5Bones July 26, 2010
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ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.
Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!
by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010
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Ninja cock

Your penis is the sword. When fruit is tossed into the air you slice it with your rock hard cock. i.e. your ninja cock
I tried to play ninja cock last night I only got a score of 20, and a bruised dick
by NinjaC0ck69 March 30, 2016
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Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo ninjas are people in nintendo's legal department who hunt down roms
Plainrock124 almost got caught by Nintendo ninjas!
by Joe93847565849309485 April 24, 2022
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