Cunt muffler

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

by Pollup January 14, 2008

cunt rifle

Someone that is such a cunt, they are literally emanating cuntness out of themselves at a very high speed, therefore becoming a cunt rifle.

Someone that is always being a cunt and looks for opportunities to be a cunt, shooting others down.

Tasha turned into a cunt rifle last week after her PMS made everyone hate her.

John: What's up Sam?
Sam: Hey fuck you John, you can suck a dick.
John: What the hell... fucking cunt rifle.

by Chobhat April 23, 2008

cunt plug

Another word for tampon.

Girl - "Just need to go change my cunt plug"
Boy - "Ewww, gross"

by Spuff April 26, 2006

Cunt-Punt

The act of kicking a woman in her genital region.

That chick pissed me off so I gave her the cunt-punt.

by Big Dave Sully January 2, 2013

wonder cunt

The know it all broad in the office who generally pisses everyone off and gets away with it, cause she's laying the boss.

I see the wonder cunt got Jerry fired cause he told her off at the X-mas party.

by Bucephalus February 22, 2003

Stupid Cunt

A clueless whore that has no comprehension of how her actions affect others.

Stefanie is one stupid cunt; fuckin her friends man while she's having family problems and being a fake.

by colorectalcancer September 14, 2006

Office Cunt

An office co-worker that nobody likes that goes out of her way to be a bitch to everyone.
Often refered to as the "OC" for short.

Jimmy: "Damn it's hot! Who is messing with the A/C?"
Dan: "The office cunt!"

Jimmy: Jane is being such an OC!

by 5091 December 11, 2007