suicide lab

A laboartory period where the lab report is due at the end of the period. Usually involves a pre-lab and questions to be answered before and during the lab.

A: What's the lab for this class going to be like?
B: It's gonna be a suicide lab.
A: Man, I hate the pre-lab you have to do for those.

B: Yeah, but at least we won't have to do a 10 hour write-up.

by Nocturnal_Emissions January 29, 2020

suicide rub

When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh girl I can’t go out tonight I got grounded when I failed the suicide rub.

by Ur actually mother April 26, 2020

suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020

suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.

Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.

by Niggtoni October 16, 2020

Social Suicide

Making yourself really awkward to be around without realizing it. Doing things that you think other people think is cool but they aren't. This is committing Social Suicide.

"Did you see mark showed off a fidget spinner? He literally just committed social suicide."

by bigmanbross October 18, 2020

Suicide High

Another name for Kitscoty high school that started in the 90s for obvious reasons

I grew up in Suicide high

by YMIsoAwesome July 14, 2022

The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.

I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide

by Derpy_berger July 21, 2022