French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

Solar Suicide

The act of a white skinned redhead sitting in the sun on a hot day.

Jerry is committing solar suicide sitting in the sun like that with his red hair and pasty white complexion.

by Snow Biscuit July 31, 2022

business-suicide

An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future

by Sexydimma January 3, 2015

suicidally bored

when you are so bored that you want to die

i was so suicidally bored i died

by datblooboi March 1, 2024

Try to not suicide challenge

It`s a really difficult challenge which may cause cancer

- Have you ever tried the "Try to not suicide challenge"?
- Yes, I tried but lost.
- RIP in peace

by godlikegod November 14, 2018

Suicidal Erection

When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected

AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWHYZ May 28, 2022

Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023