Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher nickname

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

Dean stone

A faggot that has sex with a fat/ugly girl (Meagan) and cannot get anyone one else.

Damn bro you ain’t get no good pussy, you’re a dean stone.

by Str8_F4cts December 3, 2018

cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder

Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.

by bigballer122 March 1, 2019

steal the stone

The fondling of genitals.

"Someone will be coming tomorrow at noon to steal the stone in your shower. I will be here." - Roommate

by Tito the Eldest of the Old January 2, 2014

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Scott’s rollin stone

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.

It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023