Sleep

Playing League of Legends while Skyping.

"hey mishelle, Its late, You should probably go to sleep..."
"Sure! I'll just call you on Skpe first! ^_^"
"I think you forgot how to english mishelle, its sleep"
"Ok so wanna play Aram or Ranked?"

by SexGod696969 October 18, 2014

Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

Sleefdic

1: Being, or having a trait of a dick or asshole
2: dickery of someone

-He was awfully sleefdic today -He is such a sleefdic

by Watzittooya November 16, 2014

Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.

You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.

by Some Random Guy On The Web June 14, 2015

Sleep

1. When something was funny and you ain't dead, you sleep 2. When you boutta sleep on something cause you know it ain't worth your time. 3. Something you do when your tired.

1. Ha-ha im sleep
2. Mm Ima sleep
3. I needa sleep

by Angel.phillips May 3, 2016

sleepcock

To fall asleep jerking off, or while giving someone a handjob.

My boyfriend said I fell asleep giving him a handjob last night. I don't remember that - I must have been sleepcocking again.

by missoldskool September 23, 2016