salty

An unoriginal term every twelve year old uses nowadays because they think they're the top shit and they have nothing better to say.

Jim was killed by Dan
Jim: Wow you're so bad!!
Dan: lol salty lmao amirite????

by RIPPER0NI December 20, 2017

Salty

Defensive, upset, lashes back

Dude Kevin was salty when u made fun of him last night

BRO IKKKKK

by Joey 553 December 23, 2017

Salty

Being a bitch

My sister ashlei is being salty

by B rulrycw December 24, 2017

salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

Salty

When something makes you upset causing you to be mad for an extended period of time at something, or someone.

When Micheal found Rose's Google plus account and posted it on the internet, she became very salty since she believed her old work was cringey.

by Salt's Mother April 15, 2017

salty

A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.

The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.

Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!

Troll: You prove my point.

by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017