Spoon

An insult that can also be used for anything. It does not mean anything.

‘Don’t be such a spoon.’

by dOnt Be So cHIldIsh June 1, 2018

Hot spooning

When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm

I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days

by Idkjustadumby July 29, 2021

Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019

Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet

Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.

by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010

Spoon

a mistake, normally large but not catastrophic

I forgot to save my game! I am such a spoon

by CrAzY_CaNuCK_15 March 5, 2021

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

spoons

Liam paynes biggest fear

what's Liams biggest fear? spoons.

by meerah October 4, 2020