Simmonator

Someone with the surname Simmons that loves female attention.

Hey dom is such a simmonator he loves females

by Oatesy42 July 16, 2025

Simon Inflation

My favorite movie of all time.

Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.

by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

Simon

Evil person

Oh he's a Simon, stay away from him

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon

Gets around.

Simon=Oh you dirty dog.

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon the Digger

Simon the Digger is the main character of the 2007 anime Gurren Lagann/Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. He pilots mechs such as Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to kick the Anti-Spiral's 11th dimensional ass by tossing universes at him. He is very badass and uses a bigass drill that will pierce the Heavens. 10/10 show, watch it.

Person 1: Simon the Digger and Gurren Lagann are mid as hell.
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*

by SimonTheDigger! October 7, 2025

Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.

Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.

by SoullessEther May 7, 2025