A salty geeza is Jack piper phat headed and is one of those teenage key board warrior's. When confronted Inot real life they pussy out and flap faster that a pigeon. Skrrrr pop pop
by Afghans finest quality street February 07, 2018
When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 22, 2017
A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.
by yvey October 13, 2016
When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card
Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER
Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021
Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red
I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.
by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024
salty laces
by Lewwis January 19, 2024
Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard
by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021