Russian Beer Midget

A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.

“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”

by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020

Russian ass slap

When you pour large amounts of vodka on the ass cheeks and slap them simultaneously

I gave my girlfriend the Russian ass slap last night now I’m single.

by Hyghry12309 December 23, 2020

Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.

Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.

by musah March 28, 2021

Russian V Tuck

When a female body builder’s enlarged clit is too erect and visibly protruding under their pants, so they tuck it into their vag to keep it hidden.

“Ay bro, did you see that chick over there by the squat rack? I’m pretty sure I just saw her do a Russian V Tuck. Haha, she’s probably got one bigger than you!”

by Big Z ✨ December 1, 2021

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014

Russian National Anthem

Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Bratskih narodov soyuz vekovoi,
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!

Russian National Anthem

by Chinооk March 11, 2019

Russian Time-bomb

A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.

"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."

by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012