Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

Robert JR

Someone who likes to argue with Lee and Boris who also happens to be dead

“Robert JR has been shot out of a window 7 times”

by Transom February 21, 2024

Robert

best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo

"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"

by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024

Robert

A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!

D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert

by Bert1357 October 13, 2020

Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Robert

A extrremely nice guy, a person who deserves the best of the best. the guy you want to kiss or want him to kiss you. the guy who youd never think you like, but above all the best friend you could ever have, even if yall cant be together, you hope someday you will. a guy who looks pat your mistakes and accepts you for who you are, the guy you wish could be your or the guy you wish to marry.

robert and i are such great friends, but i want something more from him

by Smoll_Potato November 12, 2018

robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021