Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

corn potato

Corn potato

It stuck into and around my corn potato

by Kerfuffled28 July 10, 2022

mashed potatoes

Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.

A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.

"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"

"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"

"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"

by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009

couch potato

A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.

Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.

by Credit Check International October 5, 2002

Potato Vagina

A rare breed of potato that, when cut open will spew exactly 17 vaginas into the air.

Wow, look at that potato vagina.

by Anonymous234567893 July 28, 2009

potato sack

A word that is defined with Chuck Norris in nearly every example.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

by Pats will remain undefeated December 8, 2007

Potato Fight

The act of being hit in the face with a man's ballsack for an hour.

Man, my potatoes really got bruised in that potato fight I had with my girlfriend last night.

by Bootylovin'69 May 20, 2013