Poo Jogging

When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.

"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."

"What happened?"

"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."

"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."

by Phreakin October 17, 2019

poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,

poo lord da best guy heeeyaw

by poo lord January 19, 2021

Poo storm

Activity: Go to the top of a parking garage and while your friends grab your hands keeping you from falling, squat on the edge and let your poo flow out onto the civilians down below

Some stupid teenagers hit me in the face with their dumb poo storm game

by billy baby 333 March 11, 2020

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

poo-whacker

This derives from one sourse that being the UK, Poo-whacker is somebody that is a shit-bag, coward, pussy, flapper or afraid of his/her own shadow.

"That blokes just got bitch slapped by a faggot and started crying, what a POO-WHACKER!!!!!"

by Poo-whcker hater!!! July 4, 2012

Poo-Dog

Noun: A jovial, endearing term, which rather that implying that you are that type of dog that lays a turd and immediately sniffs it, actually suggests that one is held in high esteem.

Gypsyking: I've just bought you a nice present.
Gypsyqueen: Oh, you're such a Poo-Dog!

by Pricey45 October 3, 2011

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017