Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!

Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!

by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021

Champagne Piss

When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.

Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.

by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019

Piss-pantsed

transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.

Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.

by gertzy8 September 26, 2008

piss tin

A metal toilet such as that found in outhouses and other locations devoid of indoor plumbing. Often sprayed with shit.

Fuck man, did you smell the fuck-stench coming off of that piss tin?

by TresEquis April 8, 2004

Piss Baby

Piss baby basically means a annoying idiot. you usually use it to call people a annoying idiot

Dream is such a piss baby, how does he even have a youtube career?

by Lemon.exe March 4, 2022

space piss

when your peeing and it goes upwards, splashing on you like some harry potter shit.

Bill: Hey, why does my pee go upwards?
Doctor: space piss.

by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019

The Church of Piss

The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"

by haha pee pee uh oh stinky poo September 30, 2019