They never let a situation die unless they get the last word, and they feel the need to prove themselves to their social group and other social groups associated with their lives cause they have no friends/life. Then, when their plan backfires, they usually try to get the authorities involved, claiming innocence .
by Get a life August 1, 2016
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Martha: Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?
Beth: I'm hanging out with Jason :) and his buddies tonight. They're going to see Wonder Woman.
Martha: Dang, when did my best friend turn into a skank lol?
Beth: What?...
Martha: Girl you know I love you. I'm just being petty.
Beth: I'm hanging out with Jason :) and his buddies tonight. They're going to see Wonder Woman.
Martha: Dang, when did my best friend turn into a skank lol?
Beth: What?...
Martha: Girl you know I love you. I'm just being petty.
by HybridRxN June 10, 2017
Get the Petty mug.1. An ~actual~ get together you have when sh*t goes down (and your way) because you are petty.
2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
2. An insulting ~imginary~ party you throw for someone who is triggered/salty over something. (Also, because you're both petty.)
1. Patricia got fired. Petty party at my place; giiiiiiiirl come through!
2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
2. Oh, your coupon expired because of millennials? Direct me to the others and we'll throw you a petty party, Janice.
by totuusbrinkanassa August 31, 2017
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Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017
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Elizabeth: Thats so petty of you to ask
Note: *Elizabeth is the real one being petty*
Elizabeth: Thats so petty of you to ask
Note: *Elizabeth is the real one being petty*
by gottaluvellie May 15, 2018
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Get the dick petty mug.When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.
"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"
"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"
"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."
by Am I The Asshole Podcast May 14, 2019
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