Ass Ninjas

An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.

Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.
Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!
by TeddiGramz December 29, 2009
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NoCo Ninja

Someone living in the area of North County specifically the Florissant through Jennings area. To be considered a NoCo Ninja you must have pride for your town, won at least one fight, and been jumped.
Dude you live in North County? And didn't you just get jumped? You're such a NoCo Ninja.
by Billy NoCo January 14, 2009
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Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.
"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"
by MysteriousJ December 15, 2008
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Ninja Sense

This word does not have a definition, but more of an underlying meaning that has been around since the beginning of time, kinda like the Chinese/Japanese fighter Ki (Chi/Qi) it goes:

Anyone can fix something that broken, but it takes a genies to fix something that's not broken.
I will use my "Ninja Sense" to conquer any task.
by RustyNinja May 20, 2011
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Ninja Boat

A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.

What Leafblowers are always on the hunt for. NINJA BOAT
by NinjaBootfiend October 28, 2007
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Ninja cock

Your penis is the sword. When fruit is tossed into the air you slice it with your rock hard cock. i.e. your ninja cock
I tried to play ninja cock last night I only got a score of 20, and a bruised dick
by NinjaC0ck69 December 20, 2015
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fruit ninja

A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.
Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.
by Fischl4Life May 07, 2021
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