Nathan is problematic, outgoing and annoying. He always yells in public, and he never has any homework. He has problems with math, because he is kind of stupid.
by coolkevin123038 April 17, 2023
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"hey nathan whats good man how you been"
"i have 4 new interesting facts to tell you about and they all have to do with freddy mercury"
"i have 4 new interesting facts to tell you about and they all have to do with freddy mercury"
by iniish April 23, 2023
Get the nathan mug.there are 2 types of nathan. NO IN BETWEEN!! one is insanely autistic, has every mental illness but doesnt know it, full name nathaniel, listens to avenged sevenfold, has a frightening obsession with freddy mercury, mexican, long hair, watches anime, loves goth girls, a literal nerd, and tried to learn the guitar to impress some ladies but then quit while learning f chord. he definitely likes chess too. 5'7? 5'9.
the 2nd one is white, has either light brown or dirty blonde hair, also a nerd but not a cool nerd. genuinely really cringe but you feel bad for him so you dont beat his ass.. weird obsession with minecraft and that creeper hoodie. nobody fucking knows what his music taste is. he likes sharks (sharks are fucking awesome by the way i love talking about sharks with a nathan they get it)
the 2nd one is white, has either light brown or dirty blonde hair, also a nerd but not a cool nerd. genuinely really cringe but you feel bad for him so you dont beat his ass.. weird obsession with minecraft and that creeper hoodie. nobody fucking knows what his music taste is. he likes sharks (sharks are fucking awesome by the way i love talking about sharks with a nathan they get it)
wahh: "oooh is that nathan?!! how have YOU been bro it's been too long"
nathan 1: "ive been great man! how have you been?"
wahh: "honestly i have no idea. im just chillin. whats been going on in your life to make it so great??"
nathan 1: "oh i get it. i feel like that too sometimes.. my girlfriend broke up with me because shes not in the right state of mind and ive been having suicidal thoughts and seeing.. yeah my girlfriend broke up with me but my other girlfriend comforted me and my other other girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits. i also got into a car crash on the way here. there's a 3 inch deep cut on my leg right now i think i see some bone but i found a new favorite game to play. i got a job too, it pays well. i spent like $30 on my ex, brooke. i got her a stuffed shark plushie cause shes fuckin obsessed with them... we hung out for a bit and it was really nice in general but she won't break up with her boyfriend soo. her dad also saw my penis. him and his motorcyle gang found out where i live and have been stalking me and trying to kill me- i think they're actually the ones who crashed into my car..."
wahh: "what the fuck"
wahh: "i love you dude but what the fuck"
wahh: "hi nathan'
nathan 2: "My dad punched me in the balls. He said something -which i won't repeat- about me because I stayed up for 4 days straight playing minecraft... He called me a slow fucking bitch. That's not even the longest I've stayed up!"
wahh: "thats cool i think.."
nathan 1: "ive been great man! how have you been?"
wahh: "honestly i have no idea. im just chillin. whats been going on in your life to make it so great??"
nathan 1: "oh i get it. i feel like that too sometimes.. my girlfriend broke up with me because shes not in the right state of mind and ive been having suicidal thoughts and seeing.. yeah my girlfriend broke up with me but my other girlfriend comforted me and my other other girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits. i also got into a car crash on the way here. there's a 3 inch deep cut on my leg right now i think i see some bone but i found a new favorite game to play. i got a job too, it pays well. i spent like $30 on my ex, brooke. i got her a stuffed shark plushie cause shes fuckin obsessed with them... we hung out for a bit and it was really nice in general but she won't break up with her boyfriend soo. her dad also saw my penis. him and his motorcyle gang found out where i live and have been stalking me and trying to kill me- i think they're actually the ones who crashed into my car..."
wahh: "what the fuck"
wahh: "i love you dude but what the fuck"
wahh: "hi nathan'
nathan 2: "My dad punched me in the balls. He said something -which i won't repeat- about me because I stayed up for 4 days straight playing minecraft... He called me a slow fucking bitch. That's not even the longest I've stayed up!"
wahh: "thats cool i think.."
by iniish April 24, 2023
Get the nathan mug.Nathan is my destiny. The kind of guy that only the universe can bless you with. He is intuitive and can be in sync with the one he loves. He feels like an unending summer and will bring so much ease to your life. He is a good listener and advisor. His name is so gentle and elite so he deems himself as a king and embodies greatness. Nathan can be aggressive at times with mood swings. He would give you the silent treatment if you offend him. He’s not a really good communicator but he has the best heart. He is an entertainer that makes everyone in a social group feel seen, comfortable and heard. He has a humble and alternative fashion style that only when you get to know him you love his uniqueness and boldness. Nathan definitely has some divine grace that is only known to him. He would always be favoured and successful, in fact wealthy. He would make a good, active husband and father to your kids. He loves family and wishes to settle down with the girl he loves. Everyday spent with Nathan is fulfilling!
by TGYL April 28, 2023
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by sod loves jod April 30, 2023
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by Caffeine Potato April 30, 2023
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girl2: that’s you should be priority
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