Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

fog machine

the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole

dude i gave mary a fog machine

by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021

Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.

Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.

by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025

LOLZ MACHINE

The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.

Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE

OR

Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!

by Dirty Jap 69 November 6, 2011

dub machine

some one that always wins, thereby “catching a dub”

SAM: Yo Neel how do you stay grinding and winning all the time ?
NEEL: dude, I’m a dub machine!

by pithyul May 25, 2020

Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.

Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....

by thisisreallyhappening February 3, 2014

Machinations

A collection of mechanical tools or systems orchestrated toward a singular goal

The ford factory machinations were taking more and more jobs every year.

by Wedy December 3, 2020