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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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GRANDEE MACHINE

GRANDEE MACHINE
Beverage Packaging Machinery Manufacturer
GRANDEE MACHINE is a biger beverage packaging machinery and equipment manufacturers, located in zhangjiagang city, China.Our Main products is Water Filling Machine, Water Bottling Plant, Beer Filling Machine, Soft Drink Filling Machine, Juice Filling Machine, 5 Gallon Barrel Water Bottling Line; Water Treatment Equipment , PET Blow Molding Machine, Extrusion Blow Molding Machine, Sleeve Shrink Labeling Machine, Shrink Packing Machine ,etc;
by GRANDEE MACHINE August 13, 2019
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the inner machinations of my mind

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
by anguslazy November 24, 2024
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personality machine broke

Uh just a sassy phrase I use
"whassup girl"
"Personality machine broke"
by Frizzzz June 26, 2018
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Breeding Machine

A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.
Wow! She is such a breeding machine!
by xenament July 10, 2024
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Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth
Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
by preeves_ July 8, 2022
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popcorn machine

A term that can be used to describe a very toxic internet thread.

People associate popcorn with watching movies. Movies are known for being entertaining. A toxic internet thread is known for, again, being very toxic. So toxic, that reading it is like watching a movie, because both are entertaining. Just like what you do while watching a movie, you read a toxic thread, with popcorn. Popcorn comes from either a microwave, or a popcorn machine. Hence, the Popcorn Machine slang.

(Tip: Stay away from them.)
1st person: I really like the song "Minorities in my water park"! Let's read the comments.
2nd person: Don't! It's like a popcorn machine.
1st person: Dunno what you mean by that.
1st person: {reads comments} Yeah, you're right.
2nd person: Told 'ya!
by cdcdncid July 30, 2019
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