your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something

Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"

by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

Doggo's Mom

HUMONGUS ASS BIG ASS POOP NICE DICK SIT ON CHEST FART DICK POOP ASS

DOGGO'S MOM IS A FUCKING CHONKER ASS SIDE HOE

by fat penis balls October 28, 2020

mom-tatorship

Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!

This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..

by Mom-tator Supreme September 8, 2016

Angelica’s mom

The biggest milf in the world she’s so hot like wow I’d love to smash her brains out

Person 1: have you seen Angelica’s mom
Person 2: yeah she’s such a milf

by You know Angelica you know August 1, 2021

Bear Mom

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.

I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.

by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019

Whiskey Mom

The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.

Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam

by Shirleythememefactory October 19, 2016

A Karen Mom

a mom that tries to run over your life, treats you like your still in preschool, and cant accept the fact that you are a teenager and wont leave you alone about every little thing you do

for example: a Karen mom takes your phone 24/7 and tries to look at every little thing you do on it even though she's on hers way more than you, gets mad over everything that you do and then they either say "you don't pay any bills" or "your not grown yet"

by emmapeircelol1 February 22, 2021