Draconian Liberalism

Liberalism but with harsh draconian style laws (I.e more death penalty, slower death, harsh punishments)

The Draconian Liberalism Party is ruthlessly punishing its people with equal crimes of what they did!

by EnSvenskKanzlrr March 28, 2024

Faux Liberal

Someone who presents as an overzealous, almost unreasonable liberal to the point where they are cannon fodder for Fox News to make up for the fact that in private they find amusement watching LiveLeak videos and call people slurs over dying in online video games.

Tyler is insanely faux liberal.

by DiglafsRumor February 8, 2026

The LaMere

(noun) A consensual, discreet kink practice in which a person wears a butt plug in public as a form of private erotic expression. The appeal of a LaMere often centers on the psychological thrill of secrecy, heightened body awareness, and the dynamic of trust or control between partners—while maintaining outward normalcy in everyday settings.

"Their date night was extra spicy cuz he pulled The LaMere—no one else in the restaurant had any idea.”

by Foster1986 February 27, 2026

Crony Liberal Democracy

A liberal democracy where the formal guarantees of rights and freedoms coexist with systemic capture by elite networks. Free press exists, but it's owned by cronies; independent judiciary exists, but judges are appointed by cronies; competitive elections exist, but only cronies can afford to run; civil society exists, but critical organizations are defunded or harassed. The institutions of liberal democracy are preserved as a facade, but their substance has been hollowed out by the same networks that claim to serve them.

Example: "The constitution guaranteed freedom of speech, but every major newspaper was owned by a business group that financed the ruling party. Crony liberal democracy: rights on paper, capture in practice."

by Abzugal March 22, 2026

Gay Liberal

A liberal, who is gay.

Michael Quigley is a Gay Liberal

by PmooTheBear September 18, 2025

Rusting Liberals

Giving liberals satisfaction orally specifically with fake teeth or no teeth due to conservative southern meth mouth. Laugh and Love I guess.

I just love rusting liberals. I never get tired of that shit.

by Partyinyourface October 4, 2025

Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.

Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!

by Mish.bel October 22, 2025