trapper keeper car

Low grade vehicles with add-ons and horrible paint jobs that cost more than the vehicles worth, making it look like a decked out lawn mower.

a.k.a. lawnmower car

Guy 1: dude there are so many trapper keeper cars here, i dont get it

Guy 2: wtf is a trapper keeper car?

Guy 1: dont roll up next to me in your honda painted 5 different colors with splash graphics and a cannon for an exhaust tip and rev at me

Guy 2: lmfao

by A.F.B. August 9, 2010

Keepfromfloppin

A German word in origin, in English meaning Bra.

"Don't forget your bra!" Sandy's Mother

"Mom I don't want my chest keepfromfloppin!" Sandy

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

The gift that keeps on NOT giving

A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.

Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Keepo

The cat version of the Kappa emote, which is the exact same meaning, but the user prefers cats over humans.

Are you sure you're not a Kappa, Keepo.

by Stylized December 26, 2013

Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

My dick

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022

Keeping it Professional

Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.

Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional

Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.

by Headmunt March 19, 2014