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Jason

He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person
ay yo its Jason he has a fat cock
by Butt3n September 14, 2021
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jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳
jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳
by fucking.ur.phanji August 8, 2022
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a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips
jason is really GAY
by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022
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Jason is one of the most sweetest boys I’ve ever met. He always finds a way to make me laugh and feel appreciated, I love when we look at eachother in class and just burst out laughing. He knows a side of me not a lot of people have met! Even when I wasn’t that close with him I would see him laughing with his friends he would always seem happy. Now I can’t even go a day without staring at him and without him making me smile. He is very respectful and care about other people’s feelings, and he also doesn’t like to argue he believes that it is pointless and there is more to life.
???-Jason is so funny!
I know right.
???- Jason is super annoying.
No he’s not, You just don’t know him.
???- Why doesn’t jason care about anything, my gosh.

He does. Some things are just pointless🤷🏻 ♀️
by lovergirl1321201 November 19, 2023
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the only name that can not be sus no matter what. he is a sexy asian buffting
jason has a big willy
by fact talker 69 February 7, 2022
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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024
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Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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