Legend Dale Jones

Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.

The legend Dale Jones is a common sight but hard to spot from his shortness

by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024

Jones

If your guys are always pick me and blonde . Your entire personality is fake and so are those glasses and hair extension(s). Btw not everyone is talking about. Plus you’re not that smart, and need to shut up.

“dude, that girl is a pick me”

“i guess you can call her a Jones”

by WalleyWallet April 3, 2022

katelyn jones

Katelyn jones is a wonderful girl who is an awsome listener and will love their partner like it’s their last time with them

Katelyn jones has arrived everyone run To her

by Katelyn James May 28, 2018

Lauren jones

Leader of the Shrewsbury gang

“I love the Shrewsbury gang, the leader is Lauren jones”

by Shrewsganglozjones January 30, 2024

HoBo Jones

The act of masturbating another person to completion into a storm drain

“You want a hobo jones? I’ll give you one for a can of beans.”

by HoBo Jones April 29, 2024

Indiana Jones Style Eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How would you like your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 2, 2020

Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay

Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer

by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023