MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.

Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.

by asystole August 23, 2025

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something like this

jerry: lets tell a story :D

2 years later...

jerry: and then the boys finally went to a camping trip

100 million years later

jerry: then the boys went to school

jacob: is this story ever going to end

by notcoolguy123 October 10, 2020

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Love story that never happened

A situation where an individual has big crush on someone, but they realize that they can never actually date them for numerous reasons. Some people get over it, but others never actually recover from it because of how much they cared about that person. Some reasons are the person being out of their league, the other individual already being in a romantic relationship, the individual is aromantic, that individual is not romantically attracted to them, etc.

Chester: Hey, Lexy. How are you doing? We have not heard from you in months.

Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.

Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.

Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.

Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.

by Vanguard 1998 July 2, 2021

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