Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.

“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”

by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019

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Boston satay fondue pot

A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.

"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"

by sataylover September 8, 2019

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pot fiesta

A gathering of low life reprobate's with some sort of reefer. Usually consists of sitting in a circle smoking the wacky tobaccy.

Dave - "My 4'11" cajun wife is banned from the DMV"
Anna-"oh no why?!"
Dave-"I don't know it probably had to do with pungent smell of reefer like it was a damn POT FIESTA.

by Jacobe194 May 19, 2018

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