scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free

I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket

by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023

hoe in law

when your brother in law acts like a hoe you can call him hoe in law instead

my hoe in law just went from 29 encounters to 30

by blancadillo April 4, 2023

Arundel's law

When someone is so ignorant and uneducated scientists had to introduce negatives into the IQ system

you are a perfect example of Arundel's law

by FieldMarshalFluffy April 16, 2023

Jamingson's Law

Jamingson's Law is a term used when people resort to petty and unjustified insults in an argument to try and look intimidating.
full definition- If you feel the need to call resort to insults in a formal argument you are an idiot, a fool, and should leave immediately to avoid looking like a bigger fool

Guy #1 No Ford is a way better brand than Honda
Guy#2 No Honda Is better by a longshot
Guy#1 Whatever, bitch ass loser.
Guy#2 Heh, ever heard of Jamingson's Law.

by _Haoudin_ October 23, 2019

sypher's law

sypher's law is when a single person asks another single person if they can be single together. the two do not date each other but is there for a source of comfort. it is a way of not being single while remaining single. IT IS A WAY OF LIFE.

single person 1 : wanna be single together?
single person 2 : um, why should I?
single person 1 : because sypher's law
single person 2 : that's acceptable

by sypher the great December 1, 2020

Mizrahi's Law

An empirical law which states that any individual unused to seeing large domesticated farm animals will feel an almost uncontrollable urge to point them out to everyone in earshot when he or she encounters said animals, typically without any accompanying information.

Family driving on an interstate highway on a long road trip
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."

Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."

Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"

by Echomikelimamike December 23, 2020