Interude

When you don't want to be rude and interrupt

I don't mean to be interude, but could i go to the movies with you?

by Lupolt July 13, 2009

Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.

An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.

by acontributer September 9, 2009

Internet Machine

any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.

'I could not google it, because my internet machine broke down'.

by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009

Internet Pathogen

In·ter·net Pa·tho·gen
n.

Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.

You should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to Google everything; Google is an Internet pathogen and can lead to Google Amnesia.

by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

internalogue

1. The conversations you hold with yourself inside your mind.

2. The internal monologue we all run through in our thoughts.

3. Talking with yourself in your mind

4. Not to be confused with hearing voices...or maybe it is.

1. Hey, you internaloguing again. I see your lips moving but nothing's coming out.

2. Don't mind her, she always makes hand gestures when she's got her internalogue going.

3. Excuse me, your loud music is interrupting my internalogue.

by Sher LeScott June 12, 2010

Inturdnet

The internet, when viewed from a toilet - usually on a smartphone.

Cornelius was researching what to do about his warts on the inturdnet this morning for quite some time. I hope he found the right cream.

by dswiggles December 18, 2010

Intelligence Leak

When your Smart Water cap isn't on tight enough and a little trickled out.

My lap was wet because I had an Intelligence Leak.

by thorbjore71 October 8, 2010