Irish fruit bowl

the act of inserting a fruit (perticularly a banana) into a women's vagina, then eating it out.

Lil'$ham was staring to get hungry, and his girlfriend was feeling frisky, so they decided to turn her vagina into an Irish Fruit bowl

by Lil'$ham February 2, 2010

Irish Freckle

Sharting on someone's face while they are eating the booty...

I am going to give Tonya the Irish Freckle tonight!

by Bigdan3669 October 13, 2016

Irish socket set

A sledgehammer. The term suggests a lack of finesse in Irish repair methods, reinforcing the Irish reputation for stupidity.

Having thus far failed to repair the television, Jim switched from his screwdriver to his Irish socket set - a decision probably driven more by frustration than careful consideration.

by Keenan Nunes-Vaz December 23, 2005

Irish BJ

An Irish BJ or Irish Beej is a blow job given in a nightclub. The origins of the term are believed to be derived from Mexico where the Irish on the winter solstice are believed to periodically participate in this tradition.

1: How did you go last night mate?
2: Oh not too bad, I got an Irish BJ
1: Under the table?
2: Yep, happy days.

by Strupptologist May 2, 2010

The Irish Potato Factory

When you have gotten your girlfriend drunk off of bailey's and bran muffins, stick it in her ass and pull out quickly. the result, is the makings of many small potato like droppings, hence the Irish potato factory. ;)

"Hey man, my GF was smashed last night, I toured the irish potato factory!"

by David Davidson99 April 3, 2009

Irish Entrance

The opposite of an Irish Exit. Telling everyone that you're coming and then never showing up.

Sean said he'd be here at eight; he's probably just making an Irish Entrance.

by macklemoralist October 2, 2013

Irish potato famine

That one time when the Irish got so shit faced drunk that they lost all their potatoes

Oh no, Mary, we've been Irish potato famined!

by For Potatoman on Discord May 9, 2022