Google

/goo-guhl/
1. (noun.) An extraordinary web browser that allows the user to customize their experience with extensions and customizable settings.

2. (verb.) The act of searching something up on the web browser "Google".

1. (noun.) Google is such a good web browser, I use it everyday!

2. (verb.) I don't know what 2+2 is. I'll just google it!

by Heroo! September 3, 2024

“Call Google”

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

googles-out-silly

The state of mind that only comes around when your mind has become fully immersed in strange chemicals. (ie. Lysergic Acid, Psilocybin, etc.) The situation is usually fine, but being in the state of googles-out-silly you make it sketchy in the depths of your mind.

"Ohhh maaan, you take all them bloomers your gonna get all googles-out-silly at school amigo."

by James McHerman December 29, 2005

pulled a google

When you complete a project 95%, then abruptly abandon it, just because.

The Google glasses where a promising product, then they pulled a google and cancelled it last minute

by g1214 June 19, 2022

google snake

the game people play during class because school is boring as shit

"bro what you playing"
"im playing google snake dumbass"

by brrbrbr October 12, 2022

Google

A company that likes to track the living piss outta you through the web, more so than Facebook

poses as a search engine, but is an advertising company

DuckDuckGo is better privacy wise

Bob: there are so many people with signs here!
Me: I Know! It's like using Google to surf the web I tell ya!

by Not Your Average Tech Pest November 9, 2021

Stay off my google

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.

Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”

by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020