golden rectangle

The Golden Rectangle is when a chick gives you a golden shower in a Geometry classroom.

Sara is such a whore. She gave me a golden rectangle in geometry class after school.

by arcoladave November 13, 2013

golden mermaid

It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.

I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.

by seahawk seth March 11, 2015

golden oldies

60s through 80s

Golden oldies music is awesome

by scullscan July 16, 2015

The Golden Burrito

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.

I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.

by Lisaharv September 4, 2015

Golden scissor

When two girls stradle eachother on the toilet making out and peeing together. One girl sits normal and the other should sit facing the other stradling her on top while making out they both start to pee.

They both had to pee so they went and did a golden scissor .

by Mistman69 November 18, 2016

Golden blossom

The act of licking a female bottom while said female is standing in an aggressive squat and expelling urine. Licker must be sure that the aggressive squatter does not excessively expel said urine.

You trying "Golden Blossom" ?! ... I "Golden Blossomed" the shit out of her.

by Bowlerman September 2, 2017

Golden Ticket

The extremely hot wife of a moderately attractive man, who is assisted in obtaining extramarital sex due to the envy her beauty inspires in other women.

Susan was so not down, until she met my Golden Ticket.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018