Golden Oldie

A Golden Oldie is an old individual who enjoys chiming into things they are not a part of and is not afraid to point out if your child has lost his leap card

Johnny Depp is such a Golden Oldie

by Mandingo Hunter 3000 July 21, 2018

golden wind

A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.

"man, my girlfriend gave me a golden wind the other day, made me come so hard"

by little_dark_age July 22, 2022

Golden Bowl

When a man fills a condom with urine and inserts it into a woman’s vagina only to f*** her until it pops.

Last night I was banging this chick and gave her a golden bowl

by KevinDaPengui August 26, 2018

Golden blossom

The act of licking a female bottom while said female is standing in an aggressive squat and expelling urine. Licker must be sure that the aggressive squatter does not excessively expel said urine.

You trying "Golden Blossom" ?! ... I "Golden Blossomed" the shit out of her.

by Bowlerman September 2, 2017

Golden Steamboat

A combination of (fetish) sex acts the "Golden Shower" & the "Cleveland Steamer"

"Hey Hannah, what's with all the plastic sheeting laid out in your room?"
"Just prepping for Cory's much anticipated Golden Steamboat"

by GusLin March 7, 2022

Golden kebab

When you put a flaccid penis inside a loaf of bread. (Usually naan or pita).

Yo, I did a Golden kebab last night. Was glorious, but nasty at the same time.

by Chiroptera1337 February 14, 2015

Golden Oral

A blowjob from someone who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 24 hours or longer.

Did you hear that Johnny got golden oral from a homeless woman the other day?

by Goob the cat August 1, 2021