by Pull&spray February 11, 2017
by Selfdestructin321 September 07, 2021
by nakedy September 25, 2014
When you are smashing at the beach and your dick slips out of her pussy and hits the sand. The sand sticks on your penis and you proceed to have sex.
by Add Assistant October 17, 2018
by Lil dick two st August 17, 2024
When your partner is half asleep and still nude, discreetly sprinkle baking soda onto their butthole then dip your finger in vineagar and swiftly poke thier bum with the vineagar soaked finger causing the baking soda to start fizzing in their bung hole (if you manage to penetrate the anus- you might even get the extra fun of a loud pop sound when they jump up in surprise)
by Twisted twista August 03, 2022
BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.
Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
by Sugar Crash July 19, 2019