Da fuck?

When one witnesses something so outrageous that there is no time to complete the sentence. Also used for emphasis on "fuck".

Boss: Do you see that sketchy guy covered in dust walking towards the store with surgical gloves on?
Worker: He best not be coming in

*Man walks in*

Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!

by DJ Timyo Fr33flo September 18, 2011

fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

bitch the fuck

when you're with your friend and you are confused...

TEACHER:you have 50 pages of homework
Me and Friend:"BITCH THE FUCK"

by skinnypp123 November 9, 2017

Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.

Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!

by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010

Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.

Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!

by crudent February 25, 2011

Bonus Fuck

Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.

I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.

by enrique357 November 21, 2010

Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.

I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.

by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018