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Facebook Novel

A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.
Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.
by facebooknovelist July 15, 2009
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facebook botox

when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.
look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
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Facebook Fad

When somebody does something on facebook that is in essence cool but is done so frequently by so many people in such little time that it becomes redundant. Facebook Fads include notes and tag your friend pictures.
Kid 1: Hey man did you see my facebook note last night?
Kid 2: Yeah its the same one I did a week ago its such a Facebook Fad.
by Elkiem September 12, 2009
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facebook fannies

Facebook users who obsessively become fans of all kinds of ridiculous pages just for the sake of it, regularly appearing in the highlights column for their latest fan-up.
A load of Facebook fannies have again misunderstood the real reason for fanning up to a page -- to actually receive wanted updates.
by WhiteKnight82 June 14, 2009
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facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick
by Mully19 January 24, 2011
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Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.
Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011
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facebook crackhead

1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.
1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"

2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
by 5h1ft634r2 November 26, 2010
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