Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".

Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."

by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009

dusted fries

When an old man ejaculates on your fries.

Could I have a side of dusted fries with that burger?

by ElWaheeey328 May 11, 2017

Crypto Fries

A cool guy

Hey have you talked to crypto fries?
Yeah hes a cool guy

by Crypto Fries October 11, 2021

coordinated fries

The action of strategically placing french fries into a sculpture, then eating them in the order they were placed.

"I'm so bored!! I am going to do coordinated fries."

by Weirdo_words March 19, 2023

That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!

When the delivery driver eats your fries and it's outrageous

"That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!"

by sroobkiller October 30, 2024

jewish fries

When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.

1. HOLY SHIT Hayek has some Jewish fries!!

by Jakethea May 17, 2017

couch fries

Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it

Damn you ate the couch fries.

by Full nudes January 15, 2023