Fail RP

When you do something the admins do not like, they cant object any other way and call this Fail RP. The admin says this wouldnt happen in real life which is an opinion. They then proclaim it as fact.

Fail RP is commonly used to stop the player from straying from the same mundane RP scenarios.

Admins insist you are committing Fail RP if: Trying to assassinate Hitler (Nazi RP)
Trying to sneak into the Grave Yard (Hogwarts RP)

Trying to join the dark forces (Hogwarts RP)

Trying to commit war-crimes (military RP)

by Sean4bc February 11, 2022

Failed Abortion

Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those

Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion

by A guy who is most likely dumb April 21, 2022

Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.

Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.

by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022

faild

This usually happens to your scheme for world domination once it is stopped by the blue bomber, Mega Man. Originates from a translation/localization error near the end of Mega Man 6 (1994) on the NES.

Mr. X: "My scheme for world domination has faild! But I still have enough power to destroy you!"
(Removes costume)
Dr. Wily: "Let the final battle begin!"

by MrBricks May 16, 2022

failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.

Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.

by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022

Failchad

When a man attempts being a Chad and trying to prove that they are such, but fails at doing so. They only make themselves seem like an asshole and piece of shit in the process. Similar to a Beta Male.

SomeGuy: Hey did you see Billy the other day?
SomeMan: Yeah, he was being a Failchad because he followed Andrew Tate’s advice right?
SomeGuy: Yup, trying to act all Alpha and Chad, but he was just a massive asshole
SomeMan: An Asshole can only teach others how to be an Asshole.

by THATRANDOMIMPERIAL August 4, 2022

failcessful

When you are too good at what you do and you constantly fail by being too successful.

When you point out things to your management team that could save the company loads of time and money but they ignore you because they know it would invalidate them as management for not thinking of it.

"John would be a great member of the team if he wasn't so failcessful"

When you modify a system to make it more efficient but end up getting an entire department fired because your automation made their jobs necessary. Also managing to get you blacklisted for any consideration of promotion

"Roy was on the way to a promotion but that last automation made him a true failcess"

You make a car so fast that no one believes you can drive a lap "that fast" so you are disqualified based on the idea that you can't be that fast.

"Reginald would have been the top contender but instead he was too failcessful"

by TheMightyElk January 26, 2023