Emos wear makeup and cry lots. They claim that they aren't scared to be themselves. If this was true they would admit they are useless would stop acting depressed. Maybe then they would get a little more respect. When they aren't getting their asses kicked, they get drunk and have sex with dead animals. Emo guys will do anything to make themselves look like a faggot. Some of these dipshits even claim to be straight. Emo's think people give a shit about some stupidass emotional trauma they suffer from. They have greasy hair and they usualy suck.
Spliffy - Hey Emo Kid, makeup is for homo's!
Emo Kid - Lots of straight people wear makeup
Spliffy - No they don't
Emo Kid - You're right, I suck and you're better than me.
Emo Kid - Lots of straight people wear makeup
Spliffy - No they don't
Emo Kid - You're right, I suck and you're better than me.
by Spliffy Jay August 30, 2008
Get the emomug. Like a goth, but even gayer than a goth. Imagine a goth on estrogen. The ultimate form of bitchass pussyness.
Look at that bitchass emo's girlpants. What a fucking pussy. Homeboy needs to start eating and lift some weights.
by NObitchassness April 2, 2008
Get the emomug. kids who usually aren't popular or decent looking so they try out emo to get some attention
they think they're cool if they use big dramatic words when discribing their life
disapoinments to parents
hate corperations (except for Hot Topic, in emo world Hot Topic "understands them")
often ramble about how other people are ignorant
they think they're cool if they use big dramatic words when discribing their life
disapoinments to parents
hate corperations (except for Hot Topic, in emo world Hot Topic "understands them")
often ramble about how other people are ignorant
girl#1: "hey whats up?"
emo guy: "what is up? * looks up in deep thought* the world might never know..what if someone is up there saying what is down? *girl runs away* our society has fallen into a deep abyss with a return that they will never know, and that, that makes my heart dark...like a rose...a black dark deep emotionless alternative rose...dying, crubling calling out for help BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR IT!! NO BODY UNDERSTANDS THE ROSE SO IT PULLS OUT ITS THORNS!!!"
girl#2: why'd you run away from him? did he start rambling again
girl#1: aghh yeaa seriously go home and write in your diary or something
girl#2: i know right...stupid fucking rambling emos
emo guy: "what is up? * looks up in deep thought* the world might never know..what if someone is up there saying what is down? *girl runs away* our society has fallen into a deep abyss with a return that they will never know, and that, that makes my heart dark...like a rose...a black dark deep emotionless alternative rose...dying, crubling calling out for help BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR IT!! NO BODY UNDERSTANDS THE ROSE SO IT PULLS OUT ITS THORNS!!!"
girl#2: why'd you run away from him? did he start rambling again
girl#1: aghh yeaa seriously go home and write in your diary or something
girl#2: i know right...stupid fucking rambling emos
by 182736 February 18, 2010
Get the emomug. emos are gay's the fuck each other, bite their penis moan about being shot in the balls.
Let's say that dick-licker is a emo.
Let's say that dick-licker is a emo.
Dude: I was walking down the street and I saw some wierdo, he was wearing black and had hair covering one part of his eye.
Friend: Next!? Tell me!
Dude: Hold on to your dick, I got my foot and kicked his nuts soo hard I heard a *CRACK* and there was blood coming, I dragged him into my car boot, shut the lid and drove to some dark alleyway. Next I tied him up to some dumpsters, I took out my BAZOOKA and shove it up his gay ass shot. I survied cause I rule :D
Friend: *shouts*FUCK EMOS, GAY BOYS SUCK
Crowd: YEAH! *shoots walking emos*
Friend: Next!? Tell me!
Dude: Hold on to your dick, I got my foot and kicked his nuts soo hard I heard a *CRACK* and there was blood coming, I dragged him into my car boot, shut the lid and drove to some dark alleyway. Next I tied him up to some dumpsters, I took out my BAZOOKA and shove it up his gay ass shot. I survied cause I rule :D
Friend: *shouts*FUCK EMOS, GAY BOYS SUCK
Crowd: YEAH! *shoots walking emos*
by Kicked_a_emo_in_the_nuts November 22, 2010
Get the emomug. by MikeCapone January 2, 2009
Get the emomug. emo is a steriotype of a person like a chav in a way most emos just feel neglected or unwanated and slit there wrists for the sake of it but other emos can do it to feel wanted. The way they act reflects on the music they listen to such as rock punk. Most chavs hate emos and judge them.
by dont-judge-me November 8, 2008
Get the emomug. A fag who wants attention, true some girls are hot but mostly they have small petite breasts, they also have low self-esteem which makes it easier than normal girls to manipulate. Common side effects equal depression, moaning writing gay ass songs which will never get you anywhere other than the local bar.
Here's an example of an Emo: Paulyheartcore: shes constantly been raped since she was 6 and her mum is a heroin addict her dad used to rape her and her sistrer but he dies from cancer. shes tried to kill her self so many times. she says im the on;y thing keeping her alive and it cuts me pretty fucking deep to know that. it took her 3 years of knowing me to tell me that
I would lol @ him irl
I would lol @ him irl
by The4th1 April 30, 2008
Get the emomug.