Dylan is a nice person when u first meet him but then within 10 months he will dump u bc u hurt yourself bc he was on a call with bitch for 5 mins u felt depersion he didnt care then he will go behind ur back and date a fucking horse/dino bitch tht was ur best friend when u still loved him she knew.
Dylan is a asshole.
by Sucktoes August 4, 2019
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by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.
Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is a REALLY stinky person, he is also fat. He will ask you out in 6th grade and you will reject him. Then he will make rumours that you best friend likes you(but she doesn’t).
by Vsco_gurl—sksksk August 24, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
by Yourmommastittie August 29, 2019
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