by playboy124 November 3, 2017
Get the douch lordmug. 1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.
2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."
2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009
Get the Douche Fizzlemug. Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.
When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.
by Drifixit March 15, 2019
Get the Douche twaddlemug. drama loving person, one who thrives on the constant upset of lifes surprises, person who loves to argue and bicker
by Btchalorette February 27, 2012
Get the Drama Douchemug. A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.
Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.
The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!
that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!
that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
by SGT Bo June 22, 2014
Get the douche malletmug. by quesotaco August 29, 2016
Get the douche chariotmug. any person who typically writes overly complicated rhythms and parts that sound generally unappealing, with varying levels of success.
by Dwizzle69 February 19, 2015
Get the musical douchemug.