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Postmyspace depression 

The old days of Myspace where you could do just about everything to make your profile suit you. Customization, the dgafing on the old site was fun. But then a horrible genius decided to fuck up Myspace and everybody left to Facebook. Now many millions of kids are left reminiscing on the good ole' laughs they would have. And start to develop PostMyspace Depression.
"Damn I just came down with Postmyspace depression....this sucks cause no one will ever move back to myspace."
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Vaginal Depression 

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.
-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

study depression 

When that act of studying sends you into a depressive state. Symptoms include; sudden onset of fatigue, self doubt, lack of confidence, increase or decrease in appetite, irritability and fantasies about academic failure.
Matt: OMG I will never pass this test, I 'm too stupid!

Rachael: You will, you always pass your tests, you douche.

Matt: No I won't. I can't concentrate, I get so tired as soon as I open my book! Tomorrow I'll bomb out. I might as well quit the course now!

Rachael: Don't be a tool! You've got study depression, you'll get over it.
study depression by Blue Nerf September 3, 2016

postreadum depression 

The sinking feeling of silent crisis received when finished with a really good book, story, or possibly a story-oriented video game. Symptoms include:

1.) Revaling in the enjoyment gained, followed by blank staring and feelings of emptiness
2.) The extreme urge to simply lie on the floor face-down and do nothing with your now pointless self
3.) Consistent pondering on what the heck you're supposed to do now.
4.) Lacking the want to start another project without maximum hype because nothing could replace the joy you were immersed in.

Most cases can be solved through quiet pondering and forcing yourself to find another outlet

In extreme cases, talk through it with a pal: Discuss the ups and downs, how it affected you, ultimately helping yourself move on. There's other things that will come into your life and give you that sense of wonder!
1: What are you doing?
2: Wallowing in self-pity. I finished that book and now I am nothing.
1: Dude, I went through postreadum depression too, after I finished Portal 2. Don't worry, it'll get better

double depression 

When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.
I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!

commencement depression 

The feeling of emptiness and mourning following the end of something one enjoyed and invested themselves in such as a vacation, TV show, visit, etc.
"Gossip girl just ended and I have commencement depression... I miss Chuck Bass!"

Cultural depression 

Being depressed over the idea of wanting to live in another place or cultural.

E.i. Visiting England, and reminiscing about your experience wishing you could go back or live there.

Cultural depression can act in crying, becoming extremely upset because you are not currently happy to where you are to now.
I really wish I could visit Ireland again. I love it there so much, I miss the people, food, and everything about it. I'm experiencing cultural depression.