alcohol date

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.

"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."

by Nobelus December 23, 2016

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Janine Date

When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.

Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.

by _chroobs_ April 19, 2017

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Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.

Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.

by johnstone337 July 21, 2017

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Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

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